Send money!
Of course I want your money!
And I want to make it super easy for you to send it to me. So if you've found something on this site that you want to buy (copies of my books primarily, but who knows, maybe t-shirts and coffee mugs one day) I accept both checks and credit cards.
If you're worried about security, please rest assured that I'll nuke your order form immediately upon completion of your transaction. If you're still worried, then please just send a check to John Vorhaus, 356 Hill Street, Monrovia, CA 91016. I don't want to cause anyone any sleepless nights.
All prices include same-day shipping within the United States plus an autograph on the overleaf and my enthusiastic thanks.
Gosh, what could be easier than that?