POKER

 

I've been writing about poker since 1988. It's a funny story how I got started...

One day I drove by the Commerce Casino in bucolic Commerce, California.  Traffic was snarled, so thought I might go in and kill some time. I went in, plunked down my $20 and took a seat in the game.

Needless to say, they went through me like a freight train through the wind.

Needless to say, I was hooked.

Keenly aware that all good addicts need a means to support their jones, I immediately contacted Card Player Magazine and made the following pitch:

"Look, I know nothing about poker, but I'm keen to learn, and while I'm learning, I'd like to write about it for (and get paid by) your fine magazine. Kind of a 'rake's progress' for poker."

Well, they took the bait, and I've been writing about poker ever since. 

By now my body of poker writing runs to more than a million words, including five books --

THE PRO POKER PLAYBOOK 

KILLER POKER: STRATEGY AND TACTICS FOR WINNING POKER PLAY

KILLER POKER ONLINE: CRUSHING THE INTERNET GAME

THE KILLER POKER HOLD'EM HANDBOOK: A WORKBOOK FOR WINNERS

POKER NIGHT: WINNING AT HOME, IN CASINOS, AND BEYOND

 -- all of which you can order from the send money page.  

 

Submitted for your poker-reading pleasure...

An excerpt from KILLER POKER.

An excerpt from KILLER POKER ONLINE.

An excerpt from THE KILLER POKER HOLD'EM HANDBOOK.

An excerpt from POKER NIGHT.

And a whole entire novella entitled SURF LAS VEGAS

 

Not enough poker for you?  Then here's more: a representative sample of my poker writing between the years 1988 and 2004:   

1988:  NOTES FROM THE NERVOUS BREAKDOWN LANE, "Poker Consciousness"
1989:  a short story,  "Collection"
1990:  NOTES FROM THE NERVOUS BREAKDOWN LANE, "JV's New Computer"
1991:  "Zen in the Art of Omaha" by Taylor Cartwright
1992:  NOTES FROM THE NERVOUS BREAKDOWN LANE, "Anagram Madness - or - Man, a Danger Mass"
1993:  a short story, "Kid Cupid"
1994:  IN THE CARDS, "The Butterfly Effect"
1995:  introduction to THE BIG BOOK OF POKER SLANG
1996:  article, "Here Be Dragon Rooms"
1997:  article, "How to Host a Smokin' Poker Game"
1998:  article, "Sailing with Pirates"
1999:  KILLER POKER, "Jujutsu"
2000:  ASK DR. DECK
2001:  KILLER POKER, "Tranquility"
2002    2003    2004     2005

When I think of the mileage -- and the pleasure -- that I've gotten out of playing poker and writing about poker for all these years, I thank the lucky stars and snarled traffic that blew me into the Commerce Casino in the first place. 

Even if they did go through me like a freight train through the wind.

 

 

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